Nice article, but the ultimate compliment may be wishing that the Catholics and Evangelicals ban it (thereby spiking your writing career).

I read "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" and not "DaVinci Code" since it was known to be a rip-off. Since established that Jesus' y-dna handed down through Merovingians a hoax, but what was wrong with the part where the Romans hijacked Christianity at Council of Nicea? (even Mel Brooks latest "History of the World" took aim, which means it will be banned by C & E like "Life of Brian" and reach enormous levels of belief and popularity)